That guide isn't a joke at all, take it from a cs 1.3-source player, you really do call people fags and say bull shit. But at cyber cafes you do moves like the sucker punch and thats where you say hey to some guy in your game and punch him in the eye. This will make him unable to see well for atleast two days. Then at lan parties you do moves like the zomg hax trick, and thats where you tell about 8 guys that a guy you don't like his hacking and they all go and steal his monitor and smash his computer on the side walk.
