A dark cave lies before you.

[Krunkmasta Flex]

Standing in front of said cave, you question why you are here. You ponder more fiercely about how you got here in the first place. Glancing about you notice forest in all direction, no sign of a path but, there is a sign post not too far into the woods to the north.
Looking up you notice it seems to be getting dark, you wonder if grues are a real thing.

[Kamilla]

what do you want me to do?

[Kamilla]

wonder why you're still at onrpg.com

[Krunkmasta Flex]

You surf the net and find yourself on a website called Onrpg, you join the forum and post for ten years straight. You then question not only why you're still here, you question why you came here in the first place.

[$$$]

i am suddenly inspired. i write a sonnet about professional wrestling with an a b b a rhyme scheme.

[nick]

i hum the tune to dancing queen

[$$$]

i find an abba song with an a b b a rhyme scheme