help guys what do

[nick]

so a little while ago a friend got me a gift, but i didn't like it that much, so i waited a while and then gave it back to them. but now they're really angry

she said (it's a girl btw) "It's over between us" and then said she was gonna bang one of my friends as revenge.

what should i do???

[Krunkmasta Flex]

Send her this.

[Kamilla]

try giving her the gift again and see if that works

trust me it should work

[Krunkmasta Flex]

You could also just suck it up and take it.

[nick]

hmm, but they already have the gift...

oh i know, i'll go to her house while she's on the train and get it from her stepsister, and then give it to her on the platform

i'm sure she'd like that. thanks for the help, kam!

[Z0MBiE]

pass it to me i like gifts.

[TuxedoSam]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow .

She must be a girl you like if she threatened to sleep with your friend for revenge, and it affects you.

[$$$]

give them an expensive gift as an apology, but make it something you know they won't use. like a wall sconce or a gift card to a store that isn't in yr area or a harp or something. dare them to return it.

[Z0MBiE]

give them an expensive gift as an apology, but make it something you know they won't use. like a wall sconce or a gift card to a store that isn't in yr area or a harp or something. dare them to return it.

glorious russian wall rug!

[Kamilla]

np, let us know how it goes!

[hian]

g8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

Firstly, don't return gifts you dunce. You sell them, or wrap them up and give them to somebody else later.

Secondly, if a friend threatens to sleep with somebody else because you returned their gift, they're mentally unstable, and in very high likelihood suffer from one (or more) severe personality disorders, which means that you should just shut them out of your life until they get help from professionals.

So, you fail twice over - not only did you fail to monetize on the situation by returning the gift, you're also trying to re-establish contact with a person who's extremely likely to have a negative impact on your life. GG.

[nick]

the target audience has seen this thread. thank u all for participating :3

[Z0MBiE]

yeah ham, you're mentally unstable. dropped on your head as a kid.

[TuxedoSam]

Buy her a Duby and post pix.

[hian]

yeah ham, you're mentally unstable. dropped on your head as a kid.

That was extremely ableist. And what's more, the fact that the spell-checker doesn't recognize the word "ableist" is a serious micro-aggression that the moderators need to respond to ASAP, before my PTSD kicks inn.

[Z0MBiE]

I don't know what that means but I'll take it as a compliment.

[Bad Hamster]

yeah ham, you're mentally unstable. dropped on your head as a kid.

I AM NOT UNSTABLE YOU ASSHOLE!!


[EDIT] sorry, forgive me zomb