So I just made a pretty tough decision on whether to take a shit now or later

[nick]

i decided to wait because i ain't got time for this shit right now

[Kamilla]

did you go yet?

[nick]

nope. i was rushing around making supper

[Z0MBiE]

ewww you have poop in you

[Narfi Hungry Willem]

better in than on

[TreyTrey12]

You guys obviously missed the joke lol

[Narfi Hungry Willem]

You guys obviously missed the joke lol

ahahah made you explain it!
Thats better than laughing at the joke itself.

[Phanein]

I prefer pooping later because of the exclusives

Supposedly, if you prepoop, then you'll also get golden toilet paper.

[Oisterman]

Lucky you. I'm on a strict schedule. 8 AM daily. I guess it frees up my time and allows me to not have to worry about pooping.

[Kashis]

Toilet peasants, bidet masterrace checking in.

[$$$]

Toilet peasants, bidet masterrace checking in.

you still need a toilet tho right. or do i not understand how bidets work

[Kashis]

you still need a toilet tho right. or do i not understand how bidets work

Taking a dump is the same, but the experience is different. You dont get to be superior unless you have a different name for the same thing everybody else has or does though.

[$$$]

do you have a toilet and bidet all in one. or do you have to stand up and walk over to yr bidet