Wake up, it's time to wake up.

[Krunkmasta Flex]

You awaken to the violent shaking of some unknown man, shouting at the man, questioning his intents and his means of entry into your abode, he tells you that he found you in the middle of a field. He glances behind him to what looks to be a sign post.
Glancing around your surroundings you notice you are in what looks to be a cave, you get a sense of Déjà vu but disregard it, you've never been in a cave. You ask where this cave is exactly. The man explains that shit got real and the world as he knew it ended. he then begins talking of a sentient race of sign posts come to liberate their brothers.

[postrook]

i tell him that it's actually daylight savings time, so i get to sleep an extra hour

[Krunkmasta Flex]

The man checks his watch, He agrees that it is indeed daylight savings time and he wanders off, the sign moves closer.
"hey boss" it writes on itself. "Been a long time since we saw each other." The sign moves ever closer.

[$$$]

i set fire to the sign. the fire spreads, and i try not to perish in the flame, but i do.

[Krunkmasta Flex]

i set fire to the sign. the fire spreads, and i try not to perish in the flame, but i do.

The sign bursts into flames but quickly smolders out, no uncontrolled firestorm as you had hoped, but you can't always get what you want.
The sign has three words written on it. "Why Black Dynamite? Why?"

[Arri]

I ask the sign: How is the plan for world domination? I'd better be able to have my afternoon tea.

[Krunkmasta Flex]

I ask the sign: How is the plan for world domination? I'd better be able to have my afternoon tea.

The sign writes a couple words: "I for one welcome our new sign over lords. As for tea, enjoy it m8"
you suspect the sign is trolling you.

[Kamilla]

i go back to sleep

[$$$]

i don't wake up