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[ehhh]

if someone poured this riff on my cereal i'd just have to throw it in the wastebin, man

getting emotional here

[Oisterman]

The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

[Rebuzzal]

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

[not skald]

This is the spot, yo son, your burner cocked?
These fuckin' maricons on the couch watchin' Sanford and Son
Passin' they rum, fried plantains and rice
Big round onions on a T-bone steak, my stomach growling
Yo I want some

[The Poacher]

"I sucked a dick once" - Ham

[yuniuninuniun]

here's some song lyrics to warm your heart
"I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute

Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist ****

Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute "

[thankyou]

life only begins after death.

to find peace you must first find peace within your self.

[Xenonight2]

when the goign gets tough the tough get going

[yuniuninuniun]

Life is like a caramel apple. At first it's delicious, then it's just an apple.