As we all know Colbert's old black friend, Alan, is now just his black acquiatance. Alan was at anti-war protests and Colbert was forced to demote him. So if you're black you can drop Colbert an e-mail at his website www.colbertreport.com or just yell at him on the street.

Note: Colbert is a Comedy Central news guy like John Stewart but unlike Stewart, Colbert is an erratic conservative.