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    Default Ninja silently kills 12 co-workers 1999

    I thought this seriously retarted, I mean why would you even hire a ninja in the first place. I think this is like one of those fake news, or if it is real then they were stupid enough to hire a emo ninja lol.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39001

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    Probably fake, however if it is true, you must suck at life for all 12 of you to get killed by a ninja -.-.

    Really, it's called a gun.. 'Magic' some ninjas might call it...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    ARE YOU REALLY THAT DUMB. Look at what the "ninja" is wearing for christs sake. Do you really think they would let him wear a ninja suit to work. This is another article from that site

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54667

    Let me know if you still take it seriously so I can seek mental help for you.

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    Lol, I guess they wouldnt allow you to wear a ninja suit to work unless it was halloween or something. My bad, I feel so stupid for believing that this is real lol. Well, thats whats gonna happen when u piss off a ninja lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentassasin View Post
    Lol, I guess they wouldnt allow you to wear a ninja suit to work unless it was halloween or something. My bad, I feel so stupid for believing that this is real lol. Well, thats whats gonna happen when u piss off a ninja lolz
    o how that reminds me of power rangers, he mustve stole it from his son

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    it's from The Onion so it's fake, they make up fake news

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    The onion's fake, but I like it. They have a book out that my friend got me into, and I'd suggest picking it up.

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