shave my head

[Magnific3nt]

i really want to shave my head and i don't know if my dad will let me and i want to, how do i convince him to let me shave my head?

[MrWafflez]

Tell him there's a really bad case of lice going around your school.

Tell him you just want a haircut, then plan ahead with the barber to 'accidentaly' cut too much off so they have to shave it all off.

[Darc]

"Daddy,Daddy!MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"

"Oh my god,[insert name here]!"

"I need to shave my head,dad!"

"But..."

"AAAAAH..Uhm..IT BURNS!"

Works.Just don't burn you're brains.

[TheSinter]

you shouldn't shave your hair, it looks stupid on most people, and it is cold.

[Behben]

Tell your dad that you want to shave your head. If he says no say Why? If he says something negative tell him screw you. then if he says Someone gonna get a hurt real bad. Then you say, ill call child services. Then if he says ok and aproaches you say child services will get you! Then if he says child services takes 22 min to get here and in the mean time someone gonna get a hurt real bad...SOMEBODY! Then thats when you run away with a chopstick o.o

[RidleyLoki]

Running with chop sticks are dangerous. Also your plan is weirdo.

Sticking your head in a food proccessor = Profit.