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    Default "Would you like Semen on your Salad, Sir?"

    Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food
    Wheaton North Student Said To Have Put Semen In Communal Salad Dressing


    Mike Puccinelli
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    (CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A student at Wheaton North High School is accused in a vulgar case of food tampering. Police say he put his bodily fluid into salad dressing in the school cafeteria.

    CBS 2 news partner The Naperville Sun had the tip on the story. CBS 2's West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports a letter is going home to parents warning about the possible health hazard.

    The student, a senior, is not in school at this time. School officials first learned of the case of food tampering late Tuesday.

    At Wheaton North High School the mission is to create self-directed students who make sound decisions. Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

    Police say an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

    "An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," said Commander Joseph Eversole of the Wheaton Police Department.

    Police were called into the investigation by District 200 superintendent Gary Catalani. He did not want to talk on camera and asked us to hold the story so parents would learn what happened in letters that were put in first class mail today.

    But students say it's too late, and everyone knows about the incident already. (Continue)

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    lmfao thats skank..who wuould do that

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    Well there's this guy that was in my Physics class that pissed in a bottle durring class and carried it around.

    I think he got expelled for it since he never came back after that...

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    Student: "Um, Excuse me Mrs. Cafeteria lady, I believe I have semen on my salad."

    Cafeteria Lady: "Oh, don't worry sonny, that's just our special blend of sauces."

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    lawl lawl lawl

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    lmfao that is sooooooo..e.w...seriously....how can u get away with jerking sounds in the cafeteria wouldnt everyone see lol..


    EWWW TEACHER THERES SOIMETING WIGGLING IN MY SALAD!
    ..thats just our french adding for today..its...erm..tadpole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodenty View Post
    lmfao that is sooooooo..e.w...seriously....how can u get away with jerking sounds in the cafeteria wouldnt everyone see lol..


    EWWW TEACHER THERES SOIMETING WIGGLING IN MY SALAD!
    ..thats just our french adding for today..its...erm..tadpole
    Uh, sperm cells arn't that big.
    If yours are, you better get it checked out.

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    pardon me? a lesser talks back?! on the ground, nooblet!!!!!!1 kay, but seriously, what are you talking about?

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    Most people do like 20 posts then leave. And if you think you're so tough, take my challenge in rp(though i'll most likely die)
    wait til it's set up.

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    so, because I'm dedicated I am on a posting spree? I haven't even been on much in the last week, and I didn't get these posts overnight. it took a few months. I happen to like our *stunning* community, and I dunno if I will take your challenge... cause I don't really understand your logic. are you trying to prove something? or do you think I'm a little spammer and you're superior? what's going on???

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    Forget the challenge. My slow as hell computer won't load it.
    No, I am a minor. Sorta. Seeing as i'm a Canuck, I get extra cred.

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    I am so confused.

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    Let me guess, Paladinn... you're a /b/****.

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    You're not teh only one.

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    Good thing I never eat school lunch, Wendy's ftw.

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    It only makes the salad taste salty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverIce View Post
    so, because I'm dedicated I am on a posting spree? I haven't even been on much in the last week, and I didn't get these posts overnight. it took a few months. I happen to like our *stunning* community, and I dunno if I will take your challenge... cause I don't really understand your logic. are you trying to prove something? or do you think I'm a little spammer and you're superior? what's going on???
    People like you are why we need to remove post count <3.

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    uh... I don't care that much, but it is a badge of respect, as rep isn't being used, it's the next best thing, you know, the more experience, in general, the better you are trusted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverIce View Post
    uh... I don't care that much, but it is a badge of respect, as rep isn't being used, it's the next best thing, you know, the more experience, in general, the better you are trusted.
    You could have 200 posts and I would hate you equally. Post count means nothing if you have no content.

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    Hey anyone want some of this salad?, the dressing is just.......uber good
    i wonder how they do it?


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    It's all about join date. Anyways, you don't have to do the ejaculating in the cafeteria to get it in the salad. Semen dries in less than an hour right? Well he could have done it in the bathroom or at home and kept it in a thermous until lunch.

    P.S. most girls at my school drink Semen willingly. Pfft.

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    Yeah, cause they whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodenty View Post
    lmfao thats skank..who wuould do that
    Reminds me of that restaurant movie..what was it called..

    They did many unsanitary things to the ladie's food.

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    lol

    my friend peed in a lemonade bottle and gave it to a girl

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    Busted!!why does high school hav the most bad things happenin??

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