I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
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I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
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thats not santa...THATS HUMPHREY THE BEAR!Originally Posted by Darc
I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
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I believe he'd **** a few children....If that counts.
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He keeps claiming they're "Magical Elfs" and that they like candy canes.
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Hahahahahha!i dont think santa is real...how can he travel around the world in 1 day....how can he fit thru a chimney...how can his reindeers carry him if hes over 200 pounds???I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
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How can reindeers fly and have queer red noses?
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I don't believe in Santa.....But I sure believe in pie.
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Of course. Who doesn't believe in a fat guy that lives with thousands of toy making elves in one of the coldest places on earth. You can't not believe that a fat guy can fit down a fireplace and stick presents under billions of trees in one night. Even if raindeer could fly, 9 wouldn't keep that fat ass up.
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A male reindeer generally weighs about 662 pounds. He has 9 reindeer, that's 5958 pounds of reindeer. Estimating his sleigh to weigh about 500 - 800 pounds (minus the presents), plus his weight of over 200 pounds...Heh, he's like a sheet of paper to those deer. Now I can understand if you said, "How can his reindeers carry him, his sleigh, and his presents (which are supposed to be enough for 2 to 3 billion kids)."
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I saw Santa screwing with my neighbour
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santa = someones wallet or purse
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Well, there obviously isn't a fat man going around each year, but we all are basically Santas ourselves. So the idea of Santa is real.
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gee me to.. when i was 14 my mom led me to sanat at a mall..i cried a real hard...i ws afraid of santay..gee he gave me a coloring book (he gave each every children one )..then i gave my christmas list.....and he said
tell me marx..have you been good boy this year?
then i said...
no santah..i havent been a good boy...but i did try to overcome my naughtiness...
then santa advice me and smile back....
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You really aren't 17 are you?
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Er..Wtf?
When you were 14,you cried becouse of Santa?Wow,i must be the most matured 13 year old there is...Well i am..SUPER GIFTED!No,i realy am.I found out today i was a Super gifted child(Means gifted in intelligence,not superpowers!)...I feel like a freak of nature and at the same time happy.
It's kinda weird tough.
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Santa Is A Fony, A Big Fat Fony!!
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santa claus DID exist, it was actually sinterklaus or something like that, dutch. but hes dead now. he gave toys to the poor and stuff
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a sad story (kinda off topic) from a few christmasses ago.
after christmas day, a homeless girl asked her mom, why didnt santa come and give me toys?
that kinda put her mom on the spot. what could she answer?
so sad
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Yeah I read that. That was last 2 yrs at SugarLand, Texas. Saddening though...a sad story (kinda off topic) from a few christmasses ago.
after christmas day, a homeless girl asked her mom, why didnt santa come and give me toys?
that kinda put her mom on the spot. what could she answer?
so sad
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No your not. The article was so broad, it apploes to everyone, making it void to your chagrin.
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