*Arrives at McSony's*

"Welcome to McSony's. Is that for here or to go?"

"To go. Yea, i'll take a #3 and 2 boomerangs off the value menu."

"Would you like to obesitize that sir?"

"How much extra would that cost me?"

"The prices on the menu are at the obesity rate, however I can take $200 off your PS3 price and throw in a Wii for the youngster, for free."

"nah, if i'm going to get fat, then my kid is going to grow up to be just like me. I'll take A Ps3, a slimline Ps3, 2 boomerangs and a diet coke. Trying to shed a few pounds if you know what i mean..."

"Your meal will be right up sir"

"Hey, one more thing."

"yes?"

"does the mighty kid PS3 come with a toy?"

"Yes, all of our PS3 systems come with an accessory not made by Sony"

"Why aren't they made by sony?"

"So when Sony launches the console, hardly anyone will have a mic"

"Kid, next time, we're going to JackintheXbox"