You guys take things to seriously. He asked a stupid question, so I gave him a stupid, sarcastic answer. I said that anyway who has been here longer would know that I don't like text in signatures. He asked who I would consider longer, so I looked at his post count. He hasn't been here very long and that's the truth, I wasn't being offensive. He then flipped out on me for no reason, so I responded with a joke.
Now, I don't know where the you see lightning, but I used a splatter brush set and the pen tool and a hell lot of filters. As for the text, I put it in the small corner to conceal it. It is infact the actual spongebob text, but you can't tell because I made it small and with a glow. I think it looks fine because you can barely read it, but yet it's there and looks like part of the sig. If I don't use yellow, I would lose the Patrick and SpongeBob effect.