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  1. 03-07-2007, 03:38 AM #1
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    Okay now that I got your attention...my moms b-day is coming up, any Ideas on what I should get her?
  2. 03-07-2007, 03:41 AM #2
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    This thread is wrought with disappointment.
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    God damn you. I was hoping for an interesting article about how someone orgasmed so hard their internal organs began to rupture and they choked on their own fluids or something...feck...

    On topic: Get her something you know she will use alot. If she likes cooking, get her a fancy blender. If she is into style, buy her some designer makeup or something. Handcrafted gifts are always appreciated too. The more effort you put into it shows how much you care.
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    ...

    I HATE YOU!!!

    Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those. Something like a really hard to make video saying I love you or something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marineking View Post
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    I HATE YOU!!!

    Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those.
    Get her a man.

    Pointlessnessnessness aside, you should get her a neat expensive necklace.
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    Why do you toy with me so


    Well for a present for your mom DEATH BY ORGASM is probablly not the way to go

    That would be a little wierd
  7. 03-07-2007, 04:02 AM #7
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    A misleading topic brings useless posts.

    (IE. This one.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xynh View Post
    A misleading topic brings useless posts.

    (IE. This one.)
    Chance you got warned for that?

    Ontopic - Jewlery is always nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OsirisXx2 View Post
    Chance you got warned for that?
    So far, no. >.<;

    Buy your mom something wearable and expensive.
    Like rings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, shoes, dresses, casual clothing, etc.
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    Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if some old dude did die from a heart attack brought on by an intense orgasam...

    Yeah, anyway, kinda silly asking us. You know your mom best, so you know what best to get her. Course, mother's day is a pretty generic and useless holiday, so I'd go with a pretty generic and usless gift: Flowers!

    (notice the double meaning of "pretty")
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    a pack of razors
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    Razors thats gross.
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