chuck norris doesnt need a watch. He decides what time it is.
chuck norris doesnt get frostbite. He bites frost.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.
chuck norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. chuck norris goes killing.
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of chuck norris.

im sorry, but the mere mention of chuck norris makes me come out in facts about him.

On topic :
stop being such a ***** neothaka, hes asking us for help. and someone lost their sight for a few days? we dont use goggles in my school and were all fine.. have you ever left your house?