can someone entertain me?

[mysteryguy]

would someone entertain me? im feeling down right now...=(..

perhaps jokes, riddle, vid, etc...something funny..

oh and for the riddles, plz none of those "what am i" ones, id like something with a lil story kinda thing (story riddles(?))

thx
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[Onii-San]

I got your nose

and I'm not giving it back.

Deal with it.

[Cocopuffs]

Id say the best way to feel better is to talk about it.. so why are you so down?

[TheWiseGuy]

ok maybe these questions would cheer you up


1. What would you do if a banana?

2. What would you do if you had to clap but only had one hand?

3. what if elephants?

and heres a joke

one day these 3 kids were walking down the street there names were mysteryguy,onii-san and Cocopuffs(sry but i couldnt think of any names so i used you three's names lol) well yea they were walking down the street and a really masculine woman comes up to them and steals there stuff and she says ill give you guys back your stuff if all 3 of your dlcks measure up to 21 inches so the guys show her there penises and she gives them there stuff back....as they walk away mysteryguy says "you guys are lucky my penis is 10 inches" then onii-san says "no you were lucky my penis is 10 inches" then Cocopuff replies "No both of you guys were lucky that i was hard"....lol

[theultimate2004]

Actually i agree with cocopuffs. Why not share us your "down"ness..
Entertaining you only helps... for a short period of time...

[Darc]

Okay,okay!Knock knock!

[Cingal]

Okay,okay!Knock knock!

Who's there!?

'Entertain'...

Can we go some place more... Private, Hmm?

(Please don't take this literally...)

[nzrock]

would someone entertain me?

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dancing...........



naked...........slowly.......................