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    Quote Originally Posted by Trisomy View Post
    That kid looks like a loser. You know how close he was to death. Seriosly if the spider had laid eggs in his ears thats GG for that n00b.

    I knew this one women who died from a pregnant fly laying eggs in her ear. The eggs hatched and something happened i think they drilled a hole through the tempanix membrane and some shit happened causing her to die.

    And this other one where this lafy wore panties from a store but during shipping and handling an insect was there and it laid eggs in her you know what. That must have hurt like a mofo.

    Seriosly man that kid should stop smiling and if he doesnt ill call chuck norris to wipe that look off his face cause he has no idea how painfullly he could have died.
    Baby Spiders are not larva.
    Larva do exactly what you described. You could say it's their MO.
    Baby spiders?
    They come out of the egg, and then run far, far away from the nest because if they don't the momma will eat them.
    They don't even have the ability to create an opening in the skin large enough for one to pass through.

    Would have hurt like a mother ****er to have all that in his ear, but wouldn't kill him.

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    That kid is going to grow up to be such a ***.

    Look at him...his face just screams "LOOK AT ME I'M A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!"

    ontopic: I like the sound of Rice Krispies. Should I put spiders in my ears?

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    My only wonder is why the boy is smiling. I mean cmon! he had a spider in his ear.

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    Jesus Christ Shit Man! How can someone be happy for having insects doing the nasty in their ear? I think im gonna be sick....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    My only wonder is why the boy is smiling. I mean cmon! he had a spider in his ear.
    he thought he got bit and thought he would turn into spider man sorta like this


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    Quote Originally Posted by twilightkite View Post
    he thought he got bit and thought he would turn into spider man sorta like this

    Lol, dream on man. Gaining powers from an insects bite is too much of a myth, the only this that can come out of it is diseases.
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    Spiders living in your ears?
    *shivers*

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    that was pretty nasty lol.. i've seen one where this woman had a maggot in her head o_O

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    JESUS.... i hate spiders, call me gay if you want but seriously i hate them. god if i found out i had spiders in my ear id probably kill myself trying to dig them out with an ice pik.

    that maggot in the eye thing is nasty though ive seen that before. i also remember various stories that have s similar theme; there was a woman who licked an envelope that contained spider eggs and got about a hundred spiders hatch out of her tongue, she thought the growth was just a cyst.

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    thats ****ing nasty... bugs in your ear...

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    Ah, this also reminds me of this scary story I know... about laying eggs and stuff... but it's not really appropriate, hehe *keeps to self*



    Well, it's one of those "urban legends" or whatever lol

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    The new slogan for ear hygeine.

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