JESUS.... i hate spiders, call me gay if you want but seriously i hate them. god if i found out i had spiders in my ear id probably kill myself trying to dig them out with an ice pik.
that maggot in the eye thing is nasty though ive seen that before. i also remember various stories that have s similar theme; there was a woman who licked an envelope that contained spider eggs and got about a hundred spiders hatch out of her tongue, she thought the growth was just a cyst.