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    Default Best 3 reasons not to smoke(post your own)

    1. Your penis gets smaller...No seriously.....No im serious your penis DOES get smaller when you smoke

    2. Smoking is useless.Whats the use of smoking?Smoking doesn't make you "pimp" and "cool". It just makes you die earlier.

    3. Your penis get SMALLER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragon10245 View Post
    3. Your penis get SMALLER.
    Thats steroids, not smoking.

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    smoking too.

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    1. Having bad lungs so any form of cardio will be impossible

    2. Smelling like burnt tar 24/7

    3. I don't want anything having control over me, and smoking can be very addictive.

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    Well for one smokeing does not make do as you say and make your penis smaller, prove me otherwise(atcually hard evidence)

    2: there are none to me considering im a smoker...

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    Are you talking specifically about cigarettes? Because those are bad. Lung cancer and nicotine are probably the biggest reasons not to smoke them.

    But weed is another story. I'd smoke that all day.

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    I posted in this thread assuming it was cigarettes. If it's weed, then that's different because weed is something that is actually enjoyable, cigarettes are just addicting, not enjoyable at all.

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    1. You could never be in one of those anti-drug commercials.

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    My anti-drug.

    2. It consumes all of your money.

    3. You'll get BLE also known in slang terms as "YOU NEED SOME CHAP STICK DAWG" but scientificially stands for: Burnt Lips Effect.

    On the flip side....

    1. If you smoke a cigarette, atleast when you develop lung cancer you can have something to blame it on rather than those who haven't smoked a cigarette in their life and get it.

    2. You can always look tough by saying: I could go up to the devil and ask for a light.

    3. When all the females have left because they could barely breathe and smell your clothes, something will always keep you warm at night: the tip of your cigarette.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomThunda View Post
    1. Having bad lungs so any form of cardio will be impossible
    Not true, my dad used to be a smoker. Quit, and hes been smoking for probably 10-15 years maybe more. He started to play soccer soon after, and became very fit.

    Well, taking in chemicals like nail polish remover and rat poison isn't going to help anything, you're going to inevitably get some sort of fatal sickness (unless you are EXTREMELY lucky) and you will live in your older years with weak lungs, forced to live off a rebreather. FUN!

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    I am guessing you mean cigarettes, right?

    Nicotine.

    I only need one reason.

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    Instead of spending money on random crap, you have to spend it on whatever you smoke.

    Everyone loves random crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiStAHxMuRkA View Post
    Your penis dosn't get smaller and people smoke to releive stress
    They're probobly more stressed because they're body is addicted to the nicotine,when they are deprived of it for too long they get more stressed.

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    4,000+ chemicals into your body is pretty extreme.

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    1) Causes your lungs to turn black making you unhealthy and you won't be able to excersise well.
    2) Contains nicotene and is just a market plot for people to buy it and get addicted.
    3) Waste of money for something that is NOT enjoyable.

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    1. Can't stop

    2. Smell like ash

    3. You get lung cancer, and/or die


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    1. It will speed up your death

    2. I will pass by you and get second hand smoke

    3. You'll smell like your own farts 24-7

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    Expensive

    Bad Breath

    Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiStAHxMuRkA View Post
    Your penis dosn't get smaller and people smoke to releive stress
    However, the stress they are trying to relieve is most likely caused by trhe need for nicotine in the first place... Trust me, Im a smoker myself...
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    Reasons to smoke:

    1. Potentially make millions of dollars if you get any form of cancer from them.

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    to mistah: to relieve stress? really?..well the more u smoke, all the stress will be all gone...why? cuz ull be dead

    1. lung cancer
    2.you smell
    3.ur giving other ppl lung cancer
    4. -20 years of life
    5. wrinkles (for ppl that care)
    6. makes the entire place smell
    7. addiction (bad thing)..

    all i can think of so far
    i promise myself i wont have a cigarette near my lips

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    1. There area cooler ways to die
    2. Im not a ***(*** mean ciggarette in England)
    3. Im not jumping on the bloody bandwagon like every other wanker.

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    It's just completely useless.
    That's just the reason.

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