1. You could never be in one of those anti-drug commercials.
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My anti-drug.
2. It consumes all of your money.
3. You'll get BLE also known in slang terms as "YOU NEED SOME CHAP STICK DAWG" but scientificially stands for: Burnt Lips Effect.
On the flip side....
1. If you smoke a cigarette, atleast when you develop lung cancer you can have something to blame it on rather than those who haven't smoked a cigarette in their life and get it.
2. You can always look tough by saying: I could go up to the devil and ask for a light.
3. When all the females have left because they could barely breathe and smell your clothes, something will always keep you warm at night: the tip of your cigarette.
