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    Default if someone in pain wants to die.

    if someone is in pain, like hes your friend and he wants to die because he has too much pain to live. he wants you to kill him, how would you do it fast and quick without dealing pain to him?

    YOU CANNOT USE A GUN.

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    Hang him to death?

    Heard there's a certain angle and position that can do an instant death.

    No torture, no pain, swift and fast.

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    You don't, because it's illegal? I don't get it.

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    yeah even if it's illegal. this is like in a story okay, it's like a movie. just think of it that way. and hes your friend and he wants a quick death because he'd rather die than be in pain.

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    Bah. heroin...I mentioned it in the OD'ing thread...it makes you feel fuzzy and happy, then you just fall asleep. Shazam.

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    No way in hell can I do such a thing.

    Hypothetical, fictional or whatever, I could never bring myself to kill someone close to me, pain or not.

    Say I kill him, and the next day it is found out that his condition could be easily remedied by a simple, non invasive surgery. What do I do then? Kill myself?

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    I'd get a bat and knock him the **** out then ...do the business when he can't feel it.

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    No way in hell can I do such a thing.

    Hypothetical, fictional or whatever, I could never bring myself to kill someone close to me, pain or not.

    Say I kill him, and the next day it is found out that his condition could be easily remedied by a simple, non invasive surgery. What do I do then? Kill myself?
    But, this is not a question about "if your friend wants to die, will you kill him?"

    Instead it's "how would you do it fast and quick without dealing pain to him?"

    I.m.o, just think of a method?

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    Do something original. Stick a long snickers bar up his ass and stand him on a building and hit him with a baseball bat off it.


    Remember be original.








    Disclaimer:
    To all the morons who thought I was being serious. It was a sarcastic joke, don't take it seriously. However It would be cool if someone did that.

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    Make him play maplestory!!! muahaha im so evil....wait you said painless? O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeep View Post
    I'd get a bat and knock him the **** out then ...do the business when he can't feel it.
    ROFL.

    Anyway I would take out my assassin's creed knife and shove it in his temple.

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    A quick jerk in the neck while hes passed out, he wont feel a thing. Then pick him up and suplex him on his neck, the body should go rag doll on ya afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minyobi View Post
    Say I kill him, and the next day it is found out that his condition could be easily remedied by a simple, non invasive surgery.
    And if it can't?


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    I'll go on a trip to Iraq with the friend, and we'll squat in an abandoned structure. As he sleeps, I'll climb to the top of the structure, and erect a sign that reads

    "LOLZ BIN LADEN IZ HUURR, BOMB PLZZZ."

    He shoudln't feel a thing.

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    I'd KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    But if that doesn't work, I would have already told the hospital to euthanize him / her. If that person wants to be out of their misery then the least I could do would be to fulfill their last wish.

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    Are we talking real, physical pain, or emo pain? If it's emo pain, I'd bitchslap him and tell him to get over it. If he's lying on the ground in a bleeding heap of suffering, decapitation's the way to go.

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    hmm get him wasted and give him drugs and all that stuff

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    whip him.

    It's not torturing. I will tell it's pain for pleasure.

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    Realistically if it was illegal I'd probably use the traditional smoothing while alseep.... If I could find the willpower to do it...

    Either that or get them addicted to WoW.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Sleeping pill overdose? Also if this is a actual situation and he's asking you to kill him it's selfish not to and you'd do it if you were a real friend.

    (mod please don't warn me for my beliefs)

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