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  1. 06-10-2007, 08:32 AM #1
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    Default Chcuk norris jokes

    Alright here are a bunch of chuck norris jokes. If your wondering about the text edits i compiled it from a bunch of sites with horrible langueage filters. fell free to add more.





    Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.


    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.


    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


    Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he
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    Is it cold in here or is it just me?

    Seriously, Chuck Norris jokes died in like '06.
  3. 06-10-2007, 08:40 AM #3
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    Okay, I give you props for the time you spent but I'm still sick of him. People need to get over their infatuation with Chuck Norris and the Chuck Norris endorsed Total Gym. It is unhealthy.
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    i Agree but smoe of this stuff is funny as hell. He's got to hate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shevrock View Post
    i Agree but smoe of this stuff is funny as hell. He's got to hate it.
    Uhh...well...

  6. 06-10-2007, 10:08 AM #6
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    chuck norris does not forgive.
  7. 06-10-2007, 10:08 AM #7
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    Chuck Norris? Who is Chuck Norris >.>
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    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    It's a fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shevrock View Post
    Alright here are a bunch of chuck norris jokes. If your wondering about the text edits i compiled it from a bunch of sites with horrible langueage filters. fell free to add more.
    lol dude, some of those i havent heard before. even though its old it still makes me laugh, nice one.
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    "Chuck Norris is soo tough Legend had it that he got a another Fist under his beard" Family Guy.
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    Forget you guys! ]
    Bruce Lee owns all because he taught Chuck Norris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam9125 View Post
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    Bruce Lee owns all because he taught Chuck Norris.
    Damn striaght! Plus, he ripped out Chuck Norris' chest hair.

    I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that the "Norris Facts" were originally attributed to Vin Diesel. But these things got old fast when they were popular two years ago (though I have to admit, I did laugh at the video. Chuck Norris reffering to himself in the third person was awesome.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcteryx View Post
    Damn striaght! Plus, he ripped out Chuck Norris' chest hair.

    I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that the "Norris Facts" were originally attributed to Vin Diesel. But these things got old fast when they were popular two years ago (though I have to admit, I did laugh at the video. Chuck Norris reffering to himself in the third person was awesome.)


    Oh you mean this :O?Yeah look like they were fighting for real :P

    Also thank for closing the thread.It was indeed getting pointless, but hell most general thing around here get pointless too lol.But once in a while there is an interesting post or so.
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