Alright here are a bunch of chuck norris jokes. If your wondering about the text edits i compiled it from a bunch of sites with horrible langueage filters. fell free to add more.





Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he