The ****in' hell is wrong with you?

Are you trying to be deep and philosophical? Try to talk about shit that actually makes sense. It's a mirror that reflects light, what is light? Everything.

Color, shapes, it's all defined by light, a mirror just reflects that exact pattern of light.

Yeah, it's the pure incarnate of evil. If it's so evil, why is it "bound" by an unwritten contract? There's nothing to BIND it.