The BIG snoring prob

[AthlaS]

In the great words of TheJESTERJ:

**** all this ***** "put up with it" shit! Next time the asshole snores, beat him till the only sounds you hear are the police sirens slowly growing louder and the cries of your family members as they try to pry your hands off his sleep disturbing ass, but luckily years of masturbating has strengthened your grip. Don't worry man, though your ass will be quickly passed around the prison yard faster then a...well...young ass at a prison yard, I won't give up hope. I'll write to you maybe one time, before I give up and move on to much more interesting stuff. Like sleeping. That shit is cool, but you wouldn't know anything about it! HA! OH SHIT SON!

[Greed]

I had the same problem. Had to go sleep with the maid though and thank god my uncle went back to NY -.-;

[Domokun]

That happened once and i just played some game before going to sleep.

[Sashimi]

Pour some boiling water all over his face.

[Pan]

[...] Had to go sleep with the maid [...]

Well did she enjoy it?

Pour some boiling water all over his face.

What about a boiling shovel?