Funny Jokes Please :D

[Oisterman]

Kay, I heard this one on robot chicken, and, I rarely hear anything this good, so, I'm requesting good jokes

Q:Whats better than roses on your piano?












A: Tulips on your organ

[Neil]

I heard a joke today actually, it was about butter.

I won't tell you it, you might spread it.

[Bacn]

I don't have any "jokes" but Zero Punctuation just released a reveiw of Halo 3.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...tuation-Halo-3

[TheRequiem]

TheRequiem does not own.
Oh man thats hilarious

[Attila]

I don't have any "jokes" but Zero Punctuation just released a reveiw of Halo 3.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...tuation-Halo-3

LOL YES! Thank you for this. In your face Halo 3 fans!

[Cereal&Milk]

....Wii Remote jacket.

Ok...Real joke.

A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. One guy whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts to laugh.

The following week, the guy comes back to the bar with the same horse and offers $200 to anyone who can make the horse cry. The guy who won the last week takes the horse off to the bathroom. When they come back, the horse is crying his eyes out.

Amazed, the owner asks the man how he did it.

The man says, "Last week, I told the horse that I had a bigger pecker than him. This week, I showed it to him."

[Phantom]

im not sure if im allowed to tell you guys racist jokes on the forums i dont feel like a warning or a ban , any admins that read this answer please ? i got some halarious ones. but i am not racist! i have alot of different cultured friends ALOT!

Haha Good thing you asked before you posted the racist jokes because No, they're not allowed.

Sowwies.

[Jacksterson]

A baby seal walks into a pole.

*For those of you who don't get it, its dark Humor*

[Raiyne]

I've got a great one.
























Women's rights.

(Take no offense to that, gals. I'm not a sexist, it's all in good humor.)

Old one, but I still lol'd.