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Thread: So my online GF cheated on me and now wants my advice...

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    Default So my online GF cheated on me and now wants my advice...

    You guys are the only people i can trust.
    You have given me grade advice regarding mmorpgs and now i need ur help.

    Just now my FlyFF gf called me, she had lost her virginity to to a black guy but wasn't using protection.
    And now she wants my advice. I told her i was in the shower and i'd call her back..

    What should i do?

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    You can't be serious.
    I would never venture into online dating.

    Give up on her and meet a real life girl who you can have a normal physical relationship with. You obviously don't mean alot to her if she cheated. Meet a real girl.

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    I'd totally say "I hope your pregnant" and hang up the phone

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    you guys are being too harsh. If he loves her then he loves her. People have their own ways. to me i think people dating on myspace are wierd. The girl is showing their butts and **** to everyone and your happy your dating her. DOHHH

    i prefer a gaming girl more then myspace even thou i still think its wierd lol. at least she is not flashing everyone. And she strips for him wow.

    I know many people who meet their love ones online. Not all of them will cheat on you with a black guy. no offence.


    Now on topic.
    I think you should tell her how you feel about her doing that. She is so wrong. then tell her go to walmart and get test thing for pregnancy. and check with doctor for sex diseases.

    Of course this is only if your not joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobsied View Post
    You guys are the only people i can trust.

    We're not people you can trust. We're just some kids that like to play MMORPGS. You barely know us. Don't trust people over the internet. Holy crap.... We are a gaming forum. Thats like going to some random stranger walking in the street thats drunk and looks like hes meth addicted and saying "Can you take me home?".

    You have given me grade advice regarding mmorpgs and now i need ur help.

    Uhh..? Great advice or grade? Still. We gave you advice to some MMOS. I don't think people who haven't suceeded in getting girls to actually look at him can give you advice about this.. MMORPG and Real Life are COMPLETLY different things.

    Just now my FlyFF gf called me, she had lost her virginity to to a black guy
    but wasn't using protection.

    Wow... You dated someone over the internet?!?!?!?! Fail,Fail,Fail.OH MAh GAWD. I don't even need to explain it any more. And the black guy wasn't using protection? God damnit your girlfriend is ******ed.She should have told him to stop

    Your "Gf":OH NOEZ HE R n0 c0nd0m mang
    *Almost reaches orgasm*
    *Completly forgets about it*
    Your "Gf": WEWT.

    And now she wants my advice. I told her i was in the shower and i'd call her back..

    What should i do?

    Fail I say..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1337AsianX View Post
    Fail I say..
    OUCH THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH
    AND SAYING FAIL IS KINDA....UHH HOMO

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    Man, you must be kidding. How the heck could u really fall in love for some cyber girl' its even maybe a guy who know's....
    Woha man take urself back and go meet some real girls...wow that's to much im out...

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    Holy shit I lol'd hard.

    This reminds me of this:


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    It's amazing how little people know about sex, other races, and humans in general. Times like these make me love OnRPG so much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoShark View Post
    It's amazing how little people know about sex, other races, and humans in general. Times like these make me love OnRPG so much more.
    it's that Sarcasm or are you serious about that xD.

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    Quote:
    HOLY SHIT I LOL'D SO DAM HARD HAHAHA
    HAHAHA OMFG SOMEONE HIT ME IM GONNA DIE IF I DONT STOP TO LAUGH
    How could a girl accept to give her virginity for 2 Nintendo 64 Games!?!?!
    I mean WAT THE HECK
    Omfg i cant belive this Rofl so much
    thats the kind of thing that you expect too see on ONRPG

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    Right...lol

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    This thread is complete

    Firstly, internet relationships are the biggest pile of manure ever.

    There is no such thing as a good, healthy, and long lasting internet relationship. In fact, if two people haven't met at least once in RL then it isn't qualified to be called a relationship in the first place, so gfy.

    Secondly, if this was real, which I won't believe lest I lose whatever little faith I have left in humanity, then the girl needs a drop-kick to the face, and you need a shotgunblast in the ass for not having done so already.
    The Common Sense United Front
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    Quote Originally Posted by gobsied View Post
    cloudx1987 isn't the smartest cookie in the jar aparently.
    xD
    Coming from the person who asked OnRPG for advice on relationships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobsied View Post
    cloudx1987 isn't the smartest cookie in the jar aparently.
    xD
    LOL im not the smartest cookie in the jar? haha u make me laugh, my boy.

    atleast i have sex with a girl in real life, and i dont have to type to her "i am currently sticking my penis into your vagina, does it feel good"

    wait for response...

    "yes it feels good gobsied"

    Loser

    And to end this pointless argument of very little intelligence. Get a real girlfriend, that will "strip fo yo haggard ass"

    Just because the OnRPG members own at getting girls, doesnt mean they care for online dating.

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    And, apparently, you are educated in the manner of cyber-sex.

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    ITT. i found a artifact axe off this board

    anyways..having girlfriends arent always about sex

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    Eat chocolate cake. Become a fatty. Gain +60 fat attributes. Get level 70 fatness. Say "I'm too fat for your babeh"

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    dude if were the only ones u can trust then...
    ... should i say more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobsied View Post
    I know she obviously doesn't love me like that but I NEED her for the soulmate system in ASDA she plays whenever i do, for as long as i do.
    Also she strips for me on webcam.

    I got an IRL gf, but she's "saving herself for marriage" (wtf). And it's much harder to get her naked

    Dang but if my online gf gets prego she wont be able to play as much, and even though she will rack out, when the belly gets bigger the rack loses its appeal.

    She doesn't want to tell her parents and she can get to the teen clinic on monday, is that enough time to be able to use a morning after pill? Can u get prego on ur first run. Can u contract STI's on ur first run?

    If she got teh AIDS, I don't think i'd feel comfortable seeing her naked again


    What a predicament
    the pill is effective 48 hours after unprotected sex

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    This thread makes me wanna hook up with a black dude. {SIZE=12}{/SIZE}

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