Hello OnRPG. I was thinking today, and I came up with a great idea. Setting up a hotdog stand. We can establish this business in the area where TheJESTERJ lives (Texas). I will invest in the hotdogs, but I require some donations for a stand. We will also need a wedge. Why? Because Texas is famous for it's slopes and I don't want our stand to roll down a hill. A well placed wedge will keep the cart stationary even on a slope.
Now on the subject of what style stand to get...the people of Texas won't think highly of a bunch of buffoons with a mere Chicago style hot dog cart. We will settle for nothing less than professional. It may be expensive, but it will pay for itself in customer satisfaction.
If the government tries to meddle in our affairs, we have the high ground. We will store guns in the cart. And if those jack booted thugs ever try to stop us, we'll fight them off while eating hot dogs. We will be unstoppable, and then we can release the bees. It will be like the end of the movie Serenity. We will roll the hot dog carts down the mountain, with bombs inside. We will achieve this plan through one simple action: removing the wedges. Those wedges are a godsend.
Basically, I need donations for a hotdog stand and a wedge. Thank you for your support.
edit: IMPORTANT: Please read updates on posts 3 and 5. Thank you.