Physics of a Hotdog Stand, wedges, etc...

[TheJESTERJ]

This really depends on what season you plan on establishing this hotdog stand. Texas winters are cold as ***** and summers are unpredictable. Around the early months, expect showers upon showers, then intense heat(with some showers mixed in, and tornadoes, hailstorms, etc), and finally, cold as **** weather. Don't expect snow though, though it always somehow manages to snow at least once a year.


Think this through, kid, then get back to me. This isn't some game.

[Athias]

This really depends on what season you plan on establishing this hotdog stand. Texas winters are cold as ***** and summers are unpredictable. Around the early months, expect showers upon showers, then intense heat(with some showers mixed in, and tornadoes, hailstorms, etc), and finally, cold as **** weather. Don't expect snow though, though it always somehow manages to snow at least once a year.


Think this through, kid, then get back to me. This isn't some game.

We aren't getting some second rate wedges here, kid. Weather won't matter because our wedge will keep the hotdog stand in place no matter what the condition is. A wedge can divide men and fuel fires, but it can also give strength and stability if placed just right. It is our understanding of the nature of the wedge that will give us strength over our enemies. It is thinner at one end than at the other. That is the concept of the wedge.

After we survive Texas maybe we can just go into business making wedges. It is a growing market. The bigger the wedge the thicker you can make it. The question is, are we making wedges to divide, or to unite? And the answer is: that is not for us to say. It is for the customer. We are making them for stability. Though if a customer were to purchase one of our wedges (for example a size 40 oak "Fire Breather" wedge, retail price $79.99), they could use it to divide if they so choose. I do not want the government to control wedges as they do with firearms. That is my concern. That is why we must market them as stabilizers and bringers of joy. A well placed wink will let our customers know that we are not there to enforce proper wedge usage. Americans have the right to choose. I think we will corner the wedge market. I believe in the right to wedge choice. That would make a good slogan since wedges are sort of like corners. You can place a wedge in a corner to eliminate corners as well. We are not educated, and that is why we must turn to a tradea not a science. We are not merely traders, we are driving a wedge into life itself. We are dividers. Jester, I don't want a wedge ever to come between us. But we will not allow that. Some people may even try to buy our wedges and use them as ramps to get to higher ground. We cant let that happen.