Ouija Boards?

[Raskol]

Trust me, they don't work. It's your mind making you think there's something there.

As cool as spirits are, they don't exist.

[Deimos]

basically a oujia board is like a portal opener

sometimes its a good(as in it wont spook you/harm you) kinda ghost or itll spawn a evil(as in "RAWR IMA HAUNT U FOR ****IN ETERNITY!!!) ghost.

it depends on the person as deimos said and it depends on how experienced you are with using it.

basically what i meant was.... it depends on how good the person who is hosting the whole "event" is good at faking and making people shit themselves.

after i did that oujia board my friends went home and i was in the house on my own.... as my friends left the house they said "ha ha enjoy your poltergeists" and up until that moment i was fine.

but as soon as my friend said that i started to think about poltergeists and i nearly shat myself.

then i went upstairs and played Dune on my playstation and forgot all about it as well as realising it was a total pile of crap.

[Nerazzurri]

basically what i meant was.... it depends on how good the person who is hosting the whole "event" is good at faking and making people shit themselves.

after i did that oujia board my friends went home and i was in the house on my own.... as my friends left the house they said "ha ha enjoy your poltergeists" and up until that moment i was fine.

but as soon as my friend said that i started to think about poltergeists and i nearly shat myself.

then i went upstairs and played Dune on my playstation and forgot all about it as well as realising it was a total pile of crap.

So the moral of the story is that Dune makes everything better?

[hian]

So like, if i take a crap on an Ouija board, I can zeal de demons away, cuz they wont be able to leave the board without gettin smeared with shiz?

Wait, is being able to use a ouija board like getting hax? Cuz Ive hard that demons can give u 1337 powaz, goodmode infgold an aimbot if they liek u!

mAybe i shoul crap on a crucifix insted to make em happy lol?!1

[corasked]

So like, if i take a crap on an Ouija board, I can zeal de demons away, cuz they wont be able to leave the board without gettin smeared with shiz?

Wait, is being able to use a ouija board like getting hax? Cuz Ive hard that demons can give u 1337 powaz, goodmode infgold an aimbot if they liek u!

mAybe i shoul crap on a crucifix insted to make em happy lol?!1

can i some of what you're smoking?

[Raiyne]

so true...some times you will face strange and inexplicable events like mmmmm, nothing (which is tremendously weird) ,some air breeze that is totally NOT related to the hidden fan you have behind your neck,or even a fly landing on your hand...that basicaly means you are satan's chosen one,and you must put your head in the oven to recieve further instructions on world domination

That part of Corasked's post was sarcasm, in case you didn't notice.

[ArcDevil]

i did,thats why i didnt name him, and instead tried to make a post in general terms using a generic "you"