Favorite south park quote

[B2GHero]

title says it all

Chef: "Hello children."
Stan: "Chef, what would a priest want to stick in my butt?"
Chef: "Good bye children."

[God Hand]

screw you guys... im goin home.

[Rendascus]

cartmen: "And my balls still remain dry" - Imagination land.


cartmen: "GOD DAMNIT" - Every time.


cartmen: "MOM!!! MORE HOT POCKETS" - *Warcraft?


cartmen: "MOM!!! BATHROOOOMM!!!!"

- Warcraft

Bolds are edits.

Next time give a quote that he ALL ways says like GOD DAMNIT. Not just separate ones that happened only, well, once.

[B2GHero]

"Congratulations!!.. You... Are.... FAGS!" The best because it's making fun of guitar hero players

whats wrong with guitar hero?

[shigorane]

cartman : but mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Rendascus]

whats wrong with guitar hero?

People get too competitive at it. And serious. Just like you.

[B2GHero]

People get too competitive at it. And serious. Just like you.

how the **** am i serious? i asked a ****ing question. god people like you should just go play in traffic

[Attila]

how the **** am i serious? i asked a ****ing question. god people like you should just go play in traffic

Epic post right here lol.

And mods this topic needs to be closed, every post is something offensive or not appropriate.

[Cleenex1]

"piss In My Ass".........................

[Rendascus]

how the **** am i serious? i asked a ****ing question. god people like you should just go play in traffic

You just contradicted yourself.

[†Ð£MØц]

"piss In My Ass".........................

"Yeah! Piss in your ass on to kyle's mom's fat **** jew-face".

I rofl'd all over the desk when i heard that.

[Athias]

Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty. Get back, kitty.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie.
[Kitty hisses at Cartman]
Cartman: Mom. Kitty's being a dildo.
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?

[Slade]

"Hop aboard children, I got something to show you!"
"Are you going to **** us?"
"...blrgh, no?"
"Ok then, watch it fellas, I think he's gunna **** us."

Mel Gibson: "ARGH! MY NIPPLES! IT HURTS WHEN I TWIST THEM!"

[Runahs]

Ms. Garrison - I don't even know how two girls can have sex..... unless they scissor or something...

[Fox Company]

"oh My God You Bastard!you Killed Kenny!"
Stan

[God Hand]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

-Eric Cartmen. (my god)