Soldier Uses Wii to Catch Wife Doing Up, Down, Left, Right, A-B-A-B With Another Man

[Cereal&Milk]

Soldier Uses Wii to Catch Wife Doing Up, Down, Left, Right, A-B-A-B With Another Man

Tony, a soldier returning from Iraq after a year of active duty, found out that his wife couldn't wait for some lovin' while he was gone by checking his Wii. When he confronted her with his friends' accusations, she claimed that she only kissed another man once. However, after checking his Mii channel for war buddies he discovered a Mii he didn't create.

When he went through the calendar, he found that his wife and the man had spent several nights together playing Wii bowling. Tony has since separated and filed for divorce.

You gotta feel for the poor guy. He spends all this time serving our country only to come home and see a cartoon character who looks "strikingly similar to [his] wife's [alleged lover]". I can only guess what the original phrase was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "Mario Party expert." [Gamepro]

[Serix]

C&M... your sig is so distracting... gawd damnit.

[xXTraitorXx]

it really is

[Deimos]

gawd damn that gif is hawt.

[Greed]

I...can't... stop... staring..

[Rendascus]

I has a fetish nao. I'd fap that.

[TheJESTERJ]

Yeah, screw whatever the **** the topic is about. Your signature rocks.

[Jakuza]

The signature distracted me from the topic.

GG.

[NekoAdz]

What Topic?

Bouncy Bouncy O:

[Necronax]

meh im not arroused by asians...or japanese

all american or european for me!

[Bacn]

Isn't he a bit paranoid? After all, his wife could've made the Mii.

[†Ð£MØц]

This topic is now about C&M sig. Discuss.

[Jakuza]

Either C&M did this on purpose, or he failed in his news bringing (FOR THE FIRST TIME!)

:P

[Croix]

I no longer have any recollection of that first post other than that awesome signature.

[Lord Mog]

Wow... That's pretty pathetic.

And Cereal, is your sig actually ALLOWED? o.O

[Greed]

Considering that the woman is clothed, I'm guessing it is.

Does that sig come with a 3 hour long movie?












If it does, you know who to send it to right? riiight? ;]

[ZeroBlade]

..So...bowling gets you laid?

Man, the world is sooooo backwards.
And this thread too, come on....

DERAILED BY TITTIES

[Sandman53]

Sorry C&M, if you don't want to get your topics logged for serious de-railing you should change your signature...