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    Quote Originally Posted by HaraShun View Post
    I got this from another forum- Enjoy
    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and roundhouse kick her in the back of the head. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she says she is, say, “You better be!” Hang up. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “**** you” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”

    11. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket…then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home. Now you can use your arms for more important things, like basketball.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then roundhouse kick her. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
    HAHA that made me laugh Those are my favs. Btw you should give credit to who you copied n pasted from

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    "omg i r guna get gf noW LOL ASL."

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    hahaha...thx for the tips...you really helped me




    lol j/k..

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    uhm the play with her hair hard isnt thta painfull xD

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    Wow, this is hilarious.
    Perfect counter to those annoying MySpace bulletins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaraShun View Post
    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
    I've been with girls that actually like that.

    Fun times.

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    11. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket…then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.
    HAHAHA

    Does that work, wow... gotta try that! Thanks!!!

    no, im not serious...
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    i know another thing... when you are trying to get in a calm mood for some love making listen to:

    Dope - Die MF die

    that marvin gaye, Elton jones and Barry white music is just bs.

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    Yeah, this thread is actually highly ironic.

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    i vote that these 26 ways, are the most stupid and insulting ways to get a chick.....its sorta the exact opposite of what u'd want to do
    indeed, this thread is highly ironic, who ever wrote this is probably some dude who lives in his mom's basement and watches way too many soaps.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereldi View Post
    i vote that these 26 ways, are the most stupid and insulting ways to get a chick.....its sorta the exact opposite of what u'd want to do
    indeed, this thread is highly ironic, who ever wrote this is probably some dude who lives in his mom's basement and watches way too many soaps.
    Close, but what I find highly ironic is not the same. It's the fact that these are SUPPOSED to be blatantly sarcastic, yet guys will do this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereldi View Post
    i vote that these 26 ways, are the most stupid and insulting ways to get a chick.....its sorta the exact opposite of what u'd want to do
    indeed, this thread is highly ironic, who ever wrote this is probably some dude who lives in his mom's basement and watches way too many soaps.
    You DO know what sarcasm is, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereldi View Post
    i vote that these 26 ways, are the most stupid and insulting ways to get a chick.....its sorta the exact opposite of what u'd want to do
    indeed, this thread is highly ironic, who ever wrote this is probably some dude who lives in his mom's basement and watches way too many soaps.
    jesus christ.... where the hell do you people come from?

    is it like a specific place or do you just sort of appear on the internet out of the blue? do you coordinate your efforts with others of your kind?

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    i feel stupid i have done half of these

    most recently was number 2

    my girlfriend broke her arm and went to go get a cast but she didn't like the colors they had so she was gunna go back in a week

    during that time i did number 2 and i literally turned her fracture into fully broken which was highly bad

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    Lol. I like the hair one. And number 22.

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    xD That was hilarious

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