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    Default The Top Quotes of 2007... "Don't Tase Me, Bro"

    2007 is almost over, and a list of the top quotes of the year have come out.

    1. The number one quote of the year is "Don't Tase Me, Bro". A college student yelled this out as he was being "roughly handled" by police during John Kerry's speech. I actually expected this because there have been so many incidences in which the police would just taser people. For those who haven't yet seen the clip, here it is.


    2. Second place goes to Miss Lauren Upton for saying "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us," when asked why a fifth of Americans can't locate our country on a map. Of course, she apologized later, but the damage was already done.

    The clip of her mistake:


    Miss South Carolina on the Today Show:


    3. Third place went to the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for saying "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." at the Columbia University in New York.

    4. Don Imus saying "That's some nappy-headed hos there," about Rutgers University women's basketball team was in forth place.

    Here are the rest of the phrases that made the 'Top Quotes of 2007'
    5. "I don't recall." -- Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' repeated response to questioning at a congressional hearing about the firing of U.S. attorneys.


    6. "There's only three things he (Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Sen. Joseph Biden, speaking at a Democratic presidential debate.


    7. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat.


    8. "(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." -- Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig's explanation of why his foot touched that of an undercover policeman in a men's room.


    9. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Biden describing rival Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.


    10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- Former President Jimmy Carter in an interview in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper.
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    "I didn't take steroids."

    'nuff said.

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    Pssh. That list is awful. Quote of the Year 2007:


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    I full heartedly agree with Saint!

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    "42"

    Now its nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint View Post
    Pssh. That list is awful. Quote of the Year 2007:

    Win.

    THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIIIE

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    Is it bad that I giggled when the tasered guy started crying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint View Post
    Pssh. That list is awful. Quote of the Year 2007:

    lawl good one.

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    Cake is a lie = win.

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    "the day i lost my virginity" 44...soz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syetactic View Post
    How is cake is a lie funny?

    Why was that guy getting arrested?
    It's not funny. Enet-nerds tend to worship anything made by Valve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggy-Bank View Post
    No matter how many times I look at that an 'LOL' manages to escape my grasp.

    WIN!

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    The Cake is a lie..

    Don't Taze me bro!

    Those are the only two I hear everyday (EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY) at my school.

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    I really liked the "Kicked a terrorist, tore my tendon" and the "I'mma go Gordon Freeman on your ass". I'd actually prefer the Gordon Freeman one over "The cake is a lie" now.

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