I play games 24/7 yet you don't see me going outside when it's snowing and throwing buckets of water on people.

Then again you couldn't see me anyway... or.. *taps his monitor and looks around with a paranoid look before going to hide in his closet*

I've played a Shillien Elder for years yet you don't see me trying to stab people with my ears. But I do know the skill recharge, *pulls out a coffee cup in a dramatic fashion*

If you did work in a Coffee shop you could say you were a SE with recharge. But then again it'd get to you cause' you'd hear "recharge plz" every 3 minutes. Specially in the mornings when you first log on.

But I have thought this through actually. What you would do is crumble up a piece of paper into a ball, light it on fire, and viola, fireball.

(When I was younger I thought a lot of how one would actually make magic appear to be real, not with the intent of harming people mind you)