I have a Confession.(Wall of texts...well kinda)

[Deimos]

Well I alway thoughts that I'm a pretty normal person who liked other people around my age, and by 'liked' I mean getting the hot for and want to screw around with.

Well anyway, this been happening for a while now and I can't deny it any longer.I'll put it in one simple sentence.

"I want to bang my math teacher."

THERE!ok....well now that is off my chest I can now elaborate why.

Well had and alway been my weakest subject even thought I'm asian(Hehe..sterotyping right there).Well I been hanging ledges and cliff all the time doing my works and trying to pass that class all my life.This year when I got Algebra ll for my very last math class of HighSchool I got a Teacher name
Mrs.Tollette.(Yes she marries).Well the year start off normal as ever but I senses something weird whenever she come near when I ask a question.

She is a women in her late thirty or so.Not exactly ace in appearance but there just 'something' about her.Like how there 'something' about Mary in that movie....except she probaly a ho. :/

Ok *ahem* anyway.The weeks run fast as if it an monkey on training wheels fast.That strange feeling eroded over in that period of time.

I don't think of her ALL the time, that the thing.It strange but I ONLY get that feeling when I'm in that class.Well man, she was a bit TOO close the other days and that give me a Megatron *****.I wanted to;[Due to the graphic textuals nature of this confession I shall keep it pg-13 and instead switch the details out with corny sublimation message instead] Shiver her timbers,Look under her hood, Go 'scubadiving',Fixing her sink.ects ects.

Well atleast the class is almost over after this final exams and I'll be in another class.

I wouldn't mind learning how to 'multiply and divide' with her if she was just a bit younger and single.

Well there onrpg, I have confess one of the seven sin that odd me to this day.Hopefull you don't think low of me?

most probably you fancy her because right now you havent got anything else going on so you want to impale her ass. thats pretty normal, happens to everyone in a similar position.

also:



***** YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

[NekoAdz]

Jesus

This forum is getting clogged up with crap.

I would have sleapt with 90% of my teachers at school .-.

[Rendascus]

I don't think of her ALL the time, that the thing.It strange but I ONLY get that feeling when I'm in that class.Well man, she was a bit TOO close the other days and that give me a Megatron *****.I wanted to;[Due to the graphic textuals nature of this confession I shall keep it pg-13 and instead switch the details out with corny sublimation message instead] Shiver her timbers,Look under her hood, Go 'scubadiving',Fixing her sink.ects ects.

Frigen lol'd. Hard. Reminded me of the time when I wanted to screw the secretary at my school. Felt like......you know.

[Bacn]

Hmm. I've never wanted to bang a teacher. Am I weird? D8

[Deimos]

Hmm. I've never wanted to bang a teacher. Am I weird? D8

no, you just had ugly teachers.

dont worry, its not your fault.

As an eastern european former-soviet-bloc-****** I feel ofended by that joke.
Im not real eastern european former-soviet-bloc, but im still kind of finding this joke offensive.

dont take anything i say seriously.

want to know why? take a look at my sig.

im self obsessed. i cant help it. i was born this way and the internet only made my condition worse.

i mostly just say things for effect.

but if you still feel offended i can always delete the post, or perhaps you would be prepared to be transported to gulag 172. i hear the borsche is particularly good this time of year and they are in need of a few more manual labourers.

hah

[Slade]

Is she your mum, because that means Freud would be right...AGAIN.

[Deselin]

Is she your mum, because that means Freud would be right...AGAIN.

You know nothing of the Oedipus Theory! D= Stop thinking you do! >_< Although, Freud was a nut...hilarious theories though!

[Neebus]

Do it. Just ****ing do it. Make sure you film it all and send a copy of it to:


Jerry Smith
4521 Ballet Ave
Bel Air, Maryland 24647


No VHS, DVD or Blu-Ray. I only accept HD-DVD.

[TheJESTERJ]

Do it. Just ****ing do it. Make sure you film it all and send a copy of it to:


Jerry Smith
4521 Ballet Ave
Bel Air, Maryland 24647


No VHS, DVD or Blu-Ray. I only accept HD-DVD.

Jerry Smith
4521 Ballet Ave
Bel Air, Maryland 24647

Bel Air, Maryland 24647

Bel Air

I saw it.

[Neebus]

I saw it.

http://www.belairmd.org/


YO HOMES TO BEL AIR!

[Deimos]

lol memes, ill just reply to this so that everyone knows that i know what you are talking about so i can join your clique tehehehehehe

LOL FORUAMZ