Alright heres something you can do if your bored or whatever.
You know all those bs summaries games have to try to get you to play? If you don't, you can find them here...
http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/gameId/0
and then just click on the mmo you want to review and rewrite the summary TRUTHFULLY
I'll give an example.
Silkroad Online:
"Long ago, an interconnected series of routes now extending over 5,000 miles were put in place through Southern Asia, linking China with Turkey, Asia Minor and other points, its influence carrying over into Japan and Korea. Trade these routes were significant not only for the development and blossoming of the great civilizations of China, ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Persia, India and Rome, but also helped to lay the foundation of the modern world. These routes of monumental historical importance are known collectively as the Silk Road and are heavily in use to this day. Relive this pivotal point in time and find your own fortune along the Silk Road.
Silkroad Online is a historic/fantasy MMORPG based on the history of China along the famous Silk Road. In this MMO, the Silk Road is carefully reproduced, but in a much smaller scale. Elements of fantasy gaming such as the use of special magical skills and abilities are also integrated. Character creation involves choosing a name, appearance, starting clothing type, and starting weapon. New equipment can be bought from NPC vendors or player-run stalls, with the later tending to have far superior goods. Also, special items can be bought via the Silkroad Online official website’s Item Mall using real-world money.
Completing quests and killing monsters will yield experience points used to increase skills and levels. Not until level 20 can a player choose a job (merchant, hunter or thief) for their character, though characters can switch between the three jobs at any time with a loss of some job experience points. Job experience points can be used to enhance a particular job and are gained when a character uses their current job on another player’s opposing job. For instance, when a merchant sells to a hunter, when a hunter kills a thief, or when a thief steals from a merchant. "
Bull S***
My summary: (lol)
Congratulations, you just downloaded Silk Road Online. After a hopefully succesful installation players get to enjoy the fun of sitting in their chairs and watching as they get disconnected from every full server, after all playing the game is nowhere near as fun. But don't jump to conclusions; no one is actually playing the game, they're all just in cities with stalls being afk or botting while they sleep! If for some reason you actually want to play the game, you can spend your own money to be able to login! It's almost like this game isn't f2p!
But don't start playing just yet, there are other UNIQUE features to MMOS you've probably never even heard of. For starters, you get to choose one of around ten different characters. As if you didn't look exactly the same as everyone else, there are only three types of armor to choose from too! Hooray! This game also has skills and attributes, but they're useless unless you grind your ass off. That was a joke, nobody actually expects you to grind. Just download a bot and join the other 99% of the players who don't actually play.
Finally this game has a triangular trade system. Merchants get owned by high level thieves and protectors do the same. But its okay, if you don't want to get owned you can do low level, less profitable trade runs. Oh wait, they can still kill you then too. Now that you know about all there is in Silkroad Online you can run it and click the login button for days! The adventure begins!
Hehe, its my first parody of the silkroad summary but its alright.
Try to do crappy games so its easier and funnier when you make fun of them






