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Thread: Dating Tips for Christen Men (Funny as hell)

  1. 02-01-2008, 08:41 PM #1
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    Yea I know but its funny
  2. 02-01-2008, 09:02 PM #2
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    Wah....priceless....someone should put that on Times.
  3. 02-01-2008, 09:30 PM #3
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    It could have been done much better.
  4. 02-01-2008, 09:32 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Eyes View Post
    it wasnt funny.
    in the slightest.

    but I admire it for taking the piss out of christians.
    "Do not ********** in your prayer-closet unless you are thinking about Jesus. Click here for more detailed spiritual guidance on masturbation. "

    You didn't find this funny? o.O
  5. 02-01-2008, 10:42 PM #5
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    you know if that was islam we'd have an epidemic cause those people are nuts they bugged out bout a friggin teddy bear
  6. 02-01-2008, 11:15 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mil0 View Post
    you know if that was islam we'd have an epidemic cause those people are nuts they bugged out bout a friggin teddy bear
    njah, not really. there are stuff like this about every religion, people dont care about eachother anymore, only about their own ego... but yeah, many of em are crazy and freaks out about nothing.
  7. 02-01-2008, 11:34 PM #7
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    Greed, stop it before Xenon bible humps youuuuuuuuuu.
  8. 02-01-2008, 11:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mil0 View Post
    you know if that was islam we'd have an epidemic cause those people are nuts they bugged out bout a friggin teddy bear
    good job stereotyping

    just because there are some dumb asses that freak about caricatures doesnt mean we all freak about it.
  9. 02-02-2008, 12:50 AM #9
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    yah im a pretty HARD christian myself and I wasnt taught to do any of these things lol

    im gonna go to church sunday and ask if anyone actualley does this lol
  10. 02-02-2008, 01:06 AM #10
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    It was okay but none of it made me laugh.
  11. 02-02-2008, 01:45 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbysmalGuilt View Post
    It's not called cock and balls humor, it's called humor for the suspended adolescent. "Penis" *GIGGLE!!!*
    watch tankmen and then come back to me with your answer, suspended adolescent humor would be something like yank that camel toe, cock and balls simply refers to the greatness of male testicles and the humor that may come of it.
    now,
    I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
    *giggle*
    /not
  12. 02-02-2008, 01:58 AM #12
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    I'm sorry but they were trying to hard. It's not funny. It's lame.
  13. 02-02-2008, 02:28 AM #13
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    So what..I have to be christian to tie my dick to my tummy?

    wtf.../lie
  14. 02-02-2008, 04:38 AM #14
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    Ok i thought this was totally real and legit until i got halfway through.... the one about christian cologne made it obvious

    am i a ******?


    how come there isnt any information about how you hsould date a guy sucessfully.... like burning in hell and shit
  15. 02-02-2008, 04:50 AM #15
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    You know, the person who made that wouldn't know what religious values was if it hit him in the balls with a two-ton hammer, so I'm just going to laugh and have a great night.

    Quote Originally Posted by AbysmalGuilt View Post
    Don't admire ignorance, envy it.
    Oh so good. ♥
  16. 02-02-2008, 11:31 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyoteki View Post
    +1 one for abysmal.

    Though this is kind of funny. .xD



    2 more Bishies!
    So why agree with Abysmal? That's like siding with the guy who ***** you.
  17. 02-02-2008, 12:17 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJESTERJ View Post
    So why agree with Abysmal? That's like siding with the guy who ***** you.
    "he only ***** out of love...."
  18. 02-02-2008, 12:45 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabkiller0 View Post
    I'm sorry but they were trying to hard. It's not funny. It's lame.
    100% Agreed.

    That was really lame.
  19. 02-02-2008, 12:49 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zynosphere View Post
    REMINDER: IF YOU ********** YOU SHOULD ONLY ********** TO JESUS.

    as soon as i read this, i stopped reading the entire thing.
    So did I >_>
  20. 02-02-2008, 12:50 PM #20
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    Oh my god, that was so funny I didn't even laugh.

    >_>
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  21. 02-02-2008, 04:27 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJESTERJ View Post
    Flurry? What the hell? Does Cingal suddenly have a thing for ice cream?
    Oh yes.He likes to go to McDonalds,get a McFlurry and rub it all over him.

    Mhmmmm.


    Heeeey....how come is he supposed to make her see god if no sex is involved?

    I call on Bullshit-Man!
  22. 02-02-2008, 06:11 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icy View Post
    If they added the word fluffy or flurry, would that change your opinion?
    Depends how much...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  23. 02-02-2008, 06:13 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mil0 View Post
    you know if that was islam we'd have an epidemic cause those people are nuts they bugged out bout a friggin teddy bear
    Yeah, well it was all about point of views. They named the teddy bear Muhammad in respect of the prophet, but some Muslims took it in a disrespectful way.


    Btw that was pretty funny, especially the Jesus masturbation thing.

    Is that even remotely true?
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