So last night I was doing my normal routine of YouTube on other various sites. I go to take a shower before bed, and my eye kind of itches a bit. When I get out and see myself in the mirror, my eyelids have swollen to the point that they're almost completely covering my eye. It took me a few hours to fall asleep because it was uncomfortable, but I managed to get a few hours in. When I woke up, it was EVEN WORSE! It had now spread a little bit to my right eye (though it's barely noticeable on my right eye). My mom wakes up and I show her, she starts laughing and making jokes (my family's weird like that). She let's me sleep for a little bit longer after I take a pill (was too tired to remember what it was).
I wake up and she says to get ready for an appointment at my doctor's office. So we go, I look like some kind of weird ass fish and I'm sitting in the waiting room. 40 minutes after my appointment was scheduled, I get called in. I had a bout with one of the nurses who also happens to think my puffed up eyes is quite hilarious. Overall I think I defeated her, though she put up a good fight. So 30 minutes after I get into the room the doctor comes in, checks out my eyes and everything. Gives me some medicine to bring home to help it out, and writes me a note out of school for today and tomorrow (yay!). So we go to Rite-Aid to pick up some extra medicine, and I saw the most awesome thing ever. An eyepatch. The one thing that could turn my fishface into that of a sexy mystery of a man.
So we got some Mexican food, it's now 1 in the afternoon and I'm home for the day. And that's how in one day I transformed from just some ordinary beautiful boy, into the pirate you see before you.
I'm a pirate. (Hooray?)
