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    Default I'm a pirate. (Hooray?)

    *added pics at bottom*

    So last night I was doing my normal routine of YouTube on other various sites. I go to take a shower before bed, and my eye kind of itches a bit. When I get out and see myself in the mirror, my eyelids have swollen to the point that they're almost completely covering my eye. It took me a few hours to fall asleep because it was uncomfortable, but I managed to get a few hours in. When I woke up, it was EVEN WORSE! It had now spread a little bit to my right eye (though it's barely noticeable on my right eye). My mom wakes up and I show her, she starts laughing and making jokes (my family's weird like that). She let's me sleep for a little bit longer after I take a pill (was too tired to remember what it was).

    I wake up and she says to get ready for an appointment at my doctor's office. So we go, I look like some kind of weird ass fish and I'm sitting in the waiting room. 40 minutes after my appointment was scheduled, I get called in. I had a bout with one of the nurses who also happens to think my puffed up eyes is quite hilarious. Overall I think I defeated her, though she put up a good fight. So 30 minutes after I get into the room the doctor comes in, checks out my eyes and everything. Gives me some medicine to bring home to help it out, and writes me a note out of school for today and tomorrow (yay!). So we go to Rite-Aid to pick up some extra medicine, and I saw the most awesome thing ever. An eyepatch. The one thing that could turn my fishface into that of a sexy mystery of a man.

    So we got some Mexican food, it's now 1 in the afternoon and I'm home for the day. And that's how in one day I transformed from just some ordinary beautiful boy, into the pirate you see before you.

    Yarrgh, it be gold I seek!



    Hay guys just waitin' for the doc. lol.


    Yeah, it's a coupon, so what?

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    pics or it didnt happen.

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    Eyepatches are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Eyepatches are awesome.
    Exactly. I tried to find a spongebob one but all they had were solid black ones. You'd think they'd make it a bit more fun for kids with 1 eye.

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    Eyepatches are funny. I'd laugh at you even more.

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    Now you can torrent without getting the fbi on you.

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    Overall I think I defeated her, though she put up a good fight.
    What, was it Mortal Kombat? lol.

    I saw the most awesome thing ever. An eyepatch. The one thing that could turn my fishface into that of a sexy mystery of a man.

    So we got some Mexican food, it's now 1 in the afternoon and I'm home for the day. And that's how in one day I transformed from just some ordinary beautiful boy, into the pirate you see before you.
    Screw a pirate. Your Snake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
    Now you can torrent without getting the fbi on you.
    What?











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    Why were pictures of this event not included?

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    Just remembered that my mom took some pics with her phone, might be able to upload them later tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomThunda View Post
    Just remembered that my mom took some pics with her phone, might be able to upload them later tonight.
    Yay!!! We finally get some pics of the Cap'n!!!

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    You longer younger than I predicted.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    come on, whats a pirate thread without the lazytown song?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    You longer younger than I predicted.
    It has its advantages. I can still get kids prices on a lot of things.

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    boom you're such a pimp

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    Hey pirate man!I've got this ZIP file of booty here and i can't lockpick it...

    Here's the deal,50% for you.Althought,i'm not sure how in the mortal kombat flying pants are we going to share porn movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome Man View Post
    come on, whats a pirate thread without the lazytown song?

    the slo-mo one is even funnier.

    does anyone know where to find the flash version of that song? that shit cracks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    the slo-mo one is even funnier.

    does anyone know where to find the flash version of that song? that shit cracks me up.
    Here's the chibby one
    http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

    and heres the gold digger version (couldn't find the flash one T_T)

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