So you would go and sleep with said dude?Originally Posted by TheJESTERJ
I'd be a major asshole and tell dudes I'm pregnant, then weasel money out of them for an abortion.
Little do they know I wasn't actually pregnant.
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So you would go and sleep with said dude?I'd be a major asshole and tell dudes I'm pregnant, then weasel money out of them for an abortion.
Little do they know I wasn't actually pregnant.
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This post is made of win. JEster you are the man!I'd be a major asshole and tell dudes I'm pregnant, then weasel money out of them for an abortion.
Little do they know I wasn't actually pregnant.
Hi5!
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well ive seen alot of weird shit in my life, and.... some friends have been into ... questionable hobbies..... so ive learnt to accept everyone as "to each his own"
really as long as it doesnt infringe blatantly on some kind of law then im ok with it. ok as in dont ask me to join but i wont bat an eyelid
(within reason, because i just thought about how someone here might think up the sickest act and talk about it)
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Humanity never ceases to amaze me...
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.
You shout and no one seems to hear.
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Wait.. what if your friends were like date ****** people?
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I would like staying as a guy. Being a male is awesome
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well thats why i added the bit in brackets since i figured you blokes could think up something that was abhorrent even to me.
so yeah, nice one chaps:3
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Standing up PISS FTW!!!
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I wouldn't be a prostitue if I was one ._. that wouldnt be fun, I would be a normal otaku girl ._.
Or a japanese girl. :3
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:S this thread turned into pedobait.
but I love my penor too much... now if I could change at will so guys would buy me drinks and then go dance with girls as a guy, then **** yeah.
only advantage of being a girl: guys buy you shit.
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I mean it happens so.. Bored people have the sickest hobbies. I remember this one girl in our elementary school class would like trap birds in baskets and do 'experiments' on them >.>
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Holy shitsicle thats crazy
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i like to draw naked women o.o and I'm pretty good, i've had requests from my lady friends.
but srsly, i have an emo friend that buys potato chips just to get the tazo inside (little disc-like toy), he then either throws away the bag or gives it to someone.
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so a prostitute then?
"Herro Gaijin, you rike wut you see?"
etc
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No D: I would be an innocent girl.
LAOLAOLOL GG DP DEIMOS
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i just imagine you being "innocent"
hentai **** ensued.
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haha
innocent.... those terms are stretched in certain cultures
you interest me
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You know what I mean.
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That was somewhat creepy.. and kinky.. o.O
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mostly kinky right?
ahahahahaha...... fawn
you are refreshing this page amirite?
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Wow this thread is getting wierd. You guys are all wierd..
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Obviously not. I'd get the dude really drunk, knock him over the head with a candlestick, and just wait till morning. Then I'd be all like, "Hey, dude." Knowing dudes, I know that he would think he just scored with me.
I have this on my wall. Drawn out.
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However, I put these dreams aside, I know theres more to being a boy ._.
hey /general/, why can't I punch a friend, and actually hurt them?
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hahahahahhahaha... welcome to the fold
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Some good reasons to be a man, taken from MMOFaces and credits to ShadowGryphon.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth..
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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