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    god damnit >.> he shoulda ***** him.

    now serious business, women should always have an electric dildo that immediatly causes temporal erectile dysfunction, only way to prevent ****.

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    Wha... was that suppose to be funny?
    Was it a gay joke I didn't understand?

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    i guess british humour isnt a galactic standard





    this genius is wasted


    brb whilst i kill myself with alcohol poisoning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    i guess british humour isnt a galactic standard





    this genius is wasted


    brb whilst i kill myself with alcohol poisoning
    I'm Brittish, I should understand...

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    Once I heared a guy say.
    There is nothing like ****, it's just suprise sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    electric dildo that immediatly causes temporal erectile dysfunction
    On ocasion where "Think of all the possibilitys" lets run a cold shiver down my spine.

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    http://www.rapestop.net/

    For those who don't want to read.

    Rapex is anti-**** device which is inserted inside, now when "****" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the ******.

    This would then require the ****** to have it surgically removed.

    Now that's all well and fine.

    But what happens when your pissed off ex-girlfriend decides she wants revenge?
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    http://www.rapestop.net/

    For those who don't want to read.

    Rapex is anti-**** device which is inserted inside, now when "****" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the ******.

    This would then require the ****** to have it surgically removed.

    Now that's all well and fine.

    But what happens when your pissed off ex-girlfriend decides she wants revenge?
    But what if she wants to have sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syetactic View Post
    But what if she wants to have sex?
    Really?




    REALLY?! This is a joke right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syetactic View Post
    But what if she wants to have sex?
    Apparently it's not that hard to remove, with hands.

    I believe it works on the element of surprise.

    And it sounds like quite a surprise...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Rapex is anti-**** device which is inserted inside, now when "****" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the ******.

    This would then require the ****** to have it surgically removed.
    Then she can't use her finger to take it out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syetactic View Post
    Then she can't use her finger to take it out...
    There's a special rod you stick up there to have it removed?

    I wouldn't know I do not own either a vagina or a rapex anti-**** device.

    Should I ever acquire them both, I will let you know however.

    It'll probably say on the site, somewhere, I can't say I've looked into it.

    FAQ -
    It is inserted with an applicator like a tampon, and removed with the same applicator.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Serious business, only problem is the ***** would be dead after she gouged the ******.
    they lost they're boyhood, now they're out for revenge.

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