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    "Both men have been arrested. Harrison is charged with second-degree assault while Donovan is charged with third-degree assault, criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and interfering with police "

    And he was the one who got hurt by the saw o.o

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    A chainsaw...

    Probably one of the most inefficient ways of killing a person...

    Well, aside beating them to death with a fog horn...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Hey its a Slow and Noisy Weapon to kill

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    Lol. The guy who got attacked got more charges than the guy who attacked.

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    Texas Chainsaw MASSACRE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    A chainsaw...

    Probably one of the most inefficient ways of killing a person...

    Well, aside beating them to death with a fog horn...
    five people die yearly in the UK from tea cosy related incidents.

    makes you wonder.


    (saw it on the tv show QI)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    five people die yearly in the UK from tea cosy related incidents.

    makes you wonder.


    (saw it on the tv show QI)
    "IT'S GOING FOR THE FACE!"

    Yeah, sure does.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Resident Evil Style Cingal?

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ill mess up with a chainsaw from Lowes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azekiel View Post
    Resident Evil Style Cingal?
    A zombified tea-cosy.

    **** yeah.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Well... It could be worse. Maybe the attacker had played a little too much Gears of War.

    Besides if anyone deliberately threw a rock through my window with the intention of inflicting pain I'd be more than happy to consider them a grub. If their size is larger than mine I might have to crack out the Resinator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevz View Post
    Well... It could be worse. Maybe the attacker had played a little too much Gears of War.

    Besides if anyone deliberately threw a rock through my window with the intention of inflicting pain I'd be more than happy to consider them a grub. If their size is larger than mine I might have to crack out the Resinator.
    Psh, if he played GoW, the kid wouldnt be alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroBlade View Post
    Psh, if he played GoW, the kid wouldnt be alive.
    I personally don't think Gears could warrent anyone having the full knowledge to use one. Although the guy wasn't a kid he seemed to be an novice at best.

    I wonder if Nintendo would make a Chainsaw training game for the Wii?

    ...

    Sorry... Silly question! >_>

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    Nice Zombie with chainsaw lol that would be a neat game

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    that guy should THANK HIS LUCKY STARS it didnt end like scarface.

    grazed elbow?


    pffft, get a REAL MANS wound. or something.

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