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    Default Far Cry...THE MOVIE

    The Far Cry Movie Trailer Is Par For The Course For Uwe Boll

    See the trailer here.

    This trailer for Uwe Boll's film adaptation of Far Cry is sure to put asses in movie theater seats. Snappy catchphrases in the making like "I haven't said anything about being simple" and the gleaming star power of Til Schweiger are going to go a long way to ensuring that Crytek's game becomes a massive blockbuster. Is it me or is there an out of place punch-in-the-face sound effect near the end?

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    Holy... crap...

    Is this a comedy? This is by far the lamest movie since Doom. I thought they stopped making these cheesy action movies back in the 80s.

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    Yay!! Finally, all the fun of Far Cry, without the fun of Far Cry! What more could you ask for?

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    Who the hell is paying this guy to make such shit over and over again?!?

    I want paying. To make shit. Over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLM View Post
    Who the hell is paying this guy to make such shit over and over again?!?

    I want paying. To make shit. Over and over.
    I'll pay you. Apparently, there's a lot of money to be made in crushing the hopes and dreams of gamers nowadays.

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    Wow that looks like crap. I think the only way they could pull this movie off is by making it a really top of the line CG animated movie.

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    Lame. The game was...okay.

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    Wow...GAY.

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