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    Default Talk about poked in the butt by karma.

    Sooo yeah.
    I was checking out this modelling site because I'm interested in becoming a model...
    and the winner of a contest there happened to be
    *drums*
    a girl I turned down when I was younger, even though we were 100% mentally compatible.

    And **** that, this is what the girl with broad shoulders, big eyebrows, and that read as many books as I did turned into:








    anyone else been ****ed so hardcore?

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    So............how did it feel?

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    Nah I stay far away from buttsex ^^


    You want to become a model?

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    Be careful. Some crazy asshole might kidnap you if you become a model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJESTERJ View Post
    Be careful. Some crazy asshole might kidnap you if you become a model.
    well that narrows it down to about 90% of the users here.

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    Well I do have the looks, I just need to work out for about a month to get the body.

    And look at this way, people take pictures of you to become an idol, you get free designer clothes, hang out with the hottest chicks evar, and you get paid over 100 grand a year.
    + free trips to spain.

    and it's a forum I found where the posters went insane with her pics.
    i really found her here:
    www.facetasmodels.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    Well I do have the looks, I just need to work out for about a month to get the body.

    And look at this way, people take pictures of you to become an idol, you get free designer clothes, hang out with the hottest chicks evar, and you get paid over 100 grand a year.
    + free trips to spain.

    and it's a forum I found where the posters went insane with her pics.
    i really found her here:
    www.facetasmodels.com
    just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P

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    So....all this time I thought Serix was a guy....interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksin View Post
    just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P
    O-o thats so... little...
    I jump the rope 300 times when I wake up in the morning, go jogging for 15 minutes, and do resistance push ups when I come back home.

    At night I go down to a park by my house and do cardio with bars and rings.


    Started that a week ago, coming along pretty well, but I'll add situps to my routine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksin View Post
    just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P
    Or you could go the gym. Took me two weeks to get a sixpack :P Then I stopped going for a while and lost it >.< Started going again last week :P Now I have like a 5 1/2 pack xD



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rendascus View Post
    So....all this time I thought Serix was a guy....interesting.
    serix is a girl???? i dont think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    serix is a girl???? i dont think so

    Well, what the heck has this world come to?!?!?!?! Serix, I salute to thy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alcatis View Post
    Or you could go the gym. Took me two weeks to get a sixpack :P Then I stopped going for a while and lost it >.< Started going again last week :P Now I have like a 5 1/2 pack xD
    If I go to a fitniss center how am I supposed to go out and skate and eat myself full at the MCdonalds that is 4meters away from it?


    @Serix, even if it isn't much I already said it took me 4months xD I could pull of 90 of both don't know about over the 100 though, didn't try that yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    serix is a girl???? i dont think so
    Rofl

    Quote Originally Posted by Rendascus View Post

    Well, what the heck has this world come to?!?!?!?! Serix, I salute to thy.
    Just made my day, rofl.

    And I'll take some pics later today, and maybe in a few weeks I'll show you the result of a photoshoot.

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    She's pretty hot. I'll give you that.
    Dont be a ....... "ill just skip that word" and dwell on your past. What's done is done.

    Imagine all the guy's she'd be with instead of you.

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    Wait, what?
    Are you male or female?

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    He's a male, you twats. Didn't you notice the "rejected a girl" and "models get all the hawt chicks"?

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    You guys know that there are male models too, right?

    I think Sean Connery used to be one, I read something about him winning a Mr. Universe contest or something, a long time ago, before he got the James Bond gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJESTERJ View Post
    He's a male, you twats. Didn't you notice the "rejected a girl" and "models get all the hawt chicks"?
    He/She/It could be lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowsworn View Post
    You guys know that there are male models too, right?

    I think Sean Connery used to be one, I read something about him winning a Mr. Universe contest or something, a long time ago, before he got the James Bond gig.


    Really? I never knew that.

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    She looks like plastic.

    Yet again, they all look the same. Except her eyebrows take up 90% of her own face.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pulse View Post


    Really? I never knew that.
    Same here.

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    He's bi-polar

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    Quote Originally Posted by daroth View Post
    He's bi-polar
    I think you mean transvestite.

    Oh, ****er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome Man View Post
    I think you mean transvestite.

    Oh, ****er.
    Did you not see the "polar" part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daroth View Post
    He's bi-polar
    huh? i dont get it

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