Most hilarious shit that happened to me all day

[MrNoodles]

Yea well this is the most hilarious shit that happened all day.



c8n9b (12:37:49 AM): yo
c8n9b (12:37:56 AM): we've been emailing about the xbox
c8n9b (12:43:40 AM): you around?
c8n9b went idle at 9:55:12 AM.
c8n9b returned at 9:55:12 AM.
c8n9b went idle at 9:55:12 AM.
LiLJJ0889 (10:30:15 AM): Back
c8n9b (11:55:50 AM): hey
c8n9b (11:55:52 AM): you sell yet?
LiLJJ0889 (11:55:58 AM): Nope
LiLJJ0889 (11:56:18 AM): Someone offered 275$ for it.
LiLJJ0889 (11:56:31 AM): So I might sell it to them.
LiLJJ0889 (11:56:38 AM): Right now I'm really just looking for the highest offer.
c8n9b (11:56:49 AM): yeah
c8n9b (11:57:09 AM): where is malden
LiLJJ0889 (11:57:20 AM): It's near boston
LiLJJ0889 (11:57:31 AM): Do you know where everett is?
c8n9b

[Jaydude]

Uhh whats so funny?

[Phr0zen]

Uhh whats so funny?

The dude offered up weed for an xbox.

Pretty funny.... but just a warning: If you don't know your weed don't take that as payment or partial payment. He will probably just try and give you some shake or something crappy and rip you off.

:P

[Neil]

You both sound like mature and respectable citizens.

Your father really needs to give you "the belt", though.

[Spirit]

You both sound like mature and respectable citizens.

Your father really needs to give you "the belt", though.

The great Murxi strikes again!

[Sweeps]

OOOOOOOOOKAY.... interesting chat log there lol.
weed is bad, it stinks when you smoke it lool. stay away from it.

[Phr0zen]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's reading that MSN convo was like.

wtf?............

[Vesper]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's reading that MSN convo was like.

That was absolutely CLASSIC!

[Sweeps]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading that MSN convo was like.

lmfao. random but oh so tru.

[Vesper]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading that MSN convo was like.

You win a ****ing Internet Award! You clever son of a *****.

[MrNoodles]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading that MSN convo was like.

You tried too hard this time Jester. What happened to the funny jokes?

[Pandemonium]

Am I the only one that got the vibe that the guy whom wanted to buy the Xbox was probably a pervert or ******, or kidnapper.

How did he get on your list, and why are you speaking to these older men and planning on meeting up? If you ever went without your dad you'd be an idiot.

Also, he's probably not going to buy it now.

[Raiyne]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading that MSN convo was like.

Now that was the most hilarious shit that happened to me all day.

[Pandemonium]

Now that was the most hilarious shit that happened to me all day.

A giant cock stabbed you in the eye?

[†Ð£MØц]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading that MSN convo was like.

You were thinking about penises when reading this?

[MrNoodles]

You were thinking about penises when reading this?

Exactly... That was gay. So gay that only OnRPG would laugh at it.

[Pandemonium]

Exactly... That was gay. So gay that only OnRPG would laugh at it.

I think Jester is gay. He was probably watching porn.

[BoomThunda]

What the hell?


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