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Stupid Moments
Here post your stupidest moments that you remember, might be in the past 16 years, might have happened yesterday or in my case, about 2 hours ago.
I'll start off: I did what all PC users SHOULDN'T do, delete the system32 file, had to reformat which took about 2 hours.
Edit: For the love of God, another stupid moment, please someone move this into the General section... Today is not going as planned...
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Hehe
I have stupid moments all the time, when I see something I think is something else, and ask about it, and get the "wtf" stares from people...
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My friends and I were sitting around laughing and joking around, in class. I swing my head backwards because I'm laughing so hard, and my face flies into this girl's chest.
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last week when i was doing the washing i didnt realise that i put ALL of my underwear and shirts into the washer. so when i went to get dressed the next morning i had nothing to wear since it was all still wet and i had to use a hairdryer to dry the stuff i wanted to wear.
i was late for my seminar by about an hour and forty minutes.
doh!
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In 7th grade, me and my ex girlfriend were talking in the back of the classroom.
She sneezed and hit her head off the desk.
i honestly couldn't help but laugh :\
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I have been getting stupid moments a lot lately. Like when I'm thinking about something else when I'm cleaning up after lunch, I drop my cup in the garbage and put the garbage in the fridge, or when I eat pudding, I drop the s**** in trash and the plastic cup of the pudding in the sink. I HATE these moments!
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Always happens to me. haha, i accidentally drank ketchup once because of those moments :\Originally Posted by Attila
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I almost tripped on a stairwell but I grabbed both sides of the railing and almost fell forward. After getting both feet on the stairs I tripped on a sock and then, proceeded to fall forward down the stairs.
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In our French class, like a lot, we each have a different name, a 'French name'. Such as Pierre, etc. I forgot what my name was. Teacher kept calling on me and I looked like an idiot. But I laughed at it as well, as it was pretty funny. Oh well.
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Cut my finger trying to clean a knife with a papertowl, had to get stiches.
Cut my finger open on a soda can, had to get stiches.
Talking to the hottest girl in our school, went really smooth, ran into a door and got knocked out for a few seconds.
Peed on my friends house.
In a Championship football game I got really mad because the other team was bullshit highschoolers when we were a 7th grade team and I punched the kid a few times in his helmet and broke all my knuckles. Two years in a row.
More to come. D:
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About 4 years ago i was playing Mario Kart Advanced on my GBA:SP and i lost a race so i slammed the thing shut and slammed it on my knee, broke my knee cap and shattered my screen.
Last year in math class me and my friend were headbaning to some megadeth and he forgot he had his pencil in his hand and it went up is nose, he had to get stitches in his nose xD.
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I was in the elavator going the floor where my aprtment was and pior to this i had drank 3 bottles of soda and a cup of water before leaving. So i was inside the elavator with this other guy and i had to piss reallly bad. Luckily i had a bottle of water on me( you'll understand why). So i basicly pissed myslef but i spilled the water on my pants on purpose to make it look like i just spilled water on myslef.
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LAWL AT THE SECOND ONE
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i dont know what to say about this one....
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umm dude.... i dont think this is the kind of information you want to divulge on the internet
didnt you stop and think for a second before you posted this?
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Oringaly there was 3 people in the elavator. Me, A old woman, and the other guy. The old lady had to get off on the second floor and i live on the 15th floor>_> I even held the door for her and she was still slow as hell. If she wasnt in the elavator i woulden't have pissed my slef in there. Maybe i would of in the hallway though
@Deimos
It happened along time ago anyway so i got over it
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This might be a bit repulsive, but......: I stuck my hand in my toilet and squeezed my feces because it's texture has been tormenting me for 10 years (when I first though about it, when I was 7). I'm never doing that ever!
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jesus mary mother of god.......
ok ive lost all hope in this thread and in the population of this forum
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Dude i have the same exact problem...What does it feel like???? i want to know
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You still love me. Don't worry, I ate a lot of fibre-stuck foods for a few days, so it was either high in fat or protein. Non of that nasty toxic stuff.
Dude i have the same exact problem...What does it feel like???? i want to know
Very smooth, and a bit rough at the same time.
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this is not turning into a how does it feel to squeeze feces topic.
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oh my god.
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I laughed my ass of at poop squeezing
The dumbest thing I have done is binge drinking with my ex (shes tiny like 5'2 and im 6'5)
we drank ALOT and she ended up with alcohol poisoning and her parents found her I proceeded to lie about it all and .. our relationship fell apart after that.
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Yes it is! Soon we will have "official threads on how you squeeze your feces."
It was a one time thing, too.
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Did you proceed to eat it? Was is chocolatey?
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