I would create a massive gravity field around me, less than that of a black hole but greater than that of the sun. Then whenever smart-ass says, "You act like you're the center of the universe" I could say, "Actually, I am. *****"
Reputation: 15-Uses gavity to make hismelf a sandwhich, floats the sandwhich to him, gravity feeds the sandwhich to him-
I win.
-pokes Kyoteki which sends him flying into space. Then makes a taco using awsome ferkin gravity powers-
Nope, you lose![]()
I would use my powers to have sex with girls.
SUSPENDED IN MID-****ING AIR!!! AND I ALSO WANT TO BE A ****ING MANTICORE! YOU HAVE THREE HOURS TO COMPLY OR WE WILL BEGIN EXECUTING HOSTAGES.