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"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" -xterm
I love this quote more then life itself.
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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Look in my signature, 2 great quotes right there.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I like the one from wiseguy. Here is another good one
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
-Bob Marley
I would only believe in a God that knows how to dance. Nietzsche
I am trying to remember one that is quite long about how humans created god but then once they had no more use for him they killed him. I think Nietzsche said it too, if anyone knows it please tell me. (Not the whole story about the man yelling god is dead god is dead but there is another one that is straight to the point).
One of the earlier Atheists.
"The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church."
--Ferdinand Magellan
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''Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. ''
ROFL.
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Most people have nice quotes in their signature.
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This quote from my signature is the best though
"People who commit war are stupid, but the blood they spill is not meaningless."
It explains whats going on right now, what has happened in the past, and what will continue to happen in the future.
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"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
I'm sorry for anyone who doesn't know or can even guess the person this came from.
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http://www.quoteworld.org/authors/ja...deep_thoughts_
You're welcome.
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I collect these things, so this is just one of many:
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
A friend's eye is a good mirror.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust.
You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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I got some here:
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.(Stephen Hawking)
The more you know, the more you realise that you know nothing.
Socrates
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"About abortion; Do whatever you feel is necessary, it's your body. Don't give me that crap about 'Oh! It's a living thing!'. Yeah? A genital wart is a living thing, but if it's gonna irritate you for life, you burn it off." - The great Doug Stanhope.
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