what would you do if their was a zombie apocalypse?

[Rogu£]

what would you do if a zombie apocalypse ever happened?

if their wasnt any guns near me i would run to the nearest bathroom and try to drown myself in the sink better then getting ripped to shreads by zombies

[Bacn]

We can't tell you our zombie plans. Then we'd risk you turning into a zombie telling the rest of the zombies our plans.

But if you really must know, I'd head west. There's less people out there so it should be safer. Plus, I love the heat.

[Cingal]

Well, if it was a zombie "Apocalypse", the key word being "APOCALYPSE" then there would be no chance of survival no matter what happened.

So, I'd just follow the concept of "If you can't beat them, join them".

[Zelst]

what would you do if a zombie apocalypse ever happened?

if their wasnt any guns near me i would run to the nearest bathroom and try to drown myself in the sink better then getting ripped to shreads by zombies

HAVE YOU NO HONOR? NO SHAME?

I'd probably set up all this flammable shit around the entrances. Exploding things too. Either that or go to the nearest safe place (army shit, etc)

[kain222]

Jump off a skyscraper.

Hey, if im going to suicide i may aswell have fun falling from a really high point screaming "HALLEJULIAH, A BROTHERS BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX!"

>.>'

[Oisterman]

Me and my friend H-Town have a zombie escape plan. We'd rappel from my bedroom to my garage, and get chainsaws, saws, hammers, flamethrowers, etc and kill off the zombies until we got across the the next town (not very far, 1 mile tops). From there, we'd break into Rays Gun Shop, and get all the ammo and shit we needed. There are lots of people who have random buses on their lawns and stuff...so we'd jack one of those and haul ass to Walmart, where we could hang out and kill zombies for quite a while. They have security cameras, and we are pretty familiar with the set up of our Walmart, so we'd be relatively safe.

[Bryan]

I'd read the Zombie Survival Guide. It's too realistic, read it and be amazed.

[GrandHustle]

What's with this board's strange obsession with zombies...

I mean I swear we've been through this a thousand times already.

[Deimos]

id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

[drawnzer54]

id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

I know eh, It seems most people here tend to use their free time to see exactly what they'd to in a totally non-existent situation.

[Snuffles]

I'd just stay home and play some games, play soccer, eat hot pockets... Live a normal life

[Greed]

id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

OnRPG is going to be the first thing to go.

Do you know how I know this?

Because Gabe is a zombie.